So I just had this really weird dream that I was kidnapped by those flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz (you know the really scary ones) and taken to a Nickleback concert. They put me in a cage and tied my hands together so I couldn’t cover my ears. The audience was filled with Nazi zombies and clowns (I really fucking hate clowns). It was a nightmare until Chris and Soupy showed up and went all Batman and Robin or should I say Rick and Shane on their asses. After we ate cake and played Monopoly and sang all our favorite songs. It was awesome. I’m probably not going to post this because it’s 4 am and none of this makes much sense, I just want to write it down before I forget it like I do most of my dreams.